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If air is leaking out through my pony tail hole, is that bad? Do you think they got it all cleaned up by now? |
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In the future, we'll power the rat race. Andrew Sias After arguing for billions of years about whether the Atkins diet or vegetarianism was better for weight loss, T & Stega gave up and hit the gym. Anonymous More captions. |
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Inside the Smithsonian's Archives of Poor Choices, 1980's-2009 Alane Cameron Miles “In case of emergency… no, don't break the glass even then!” “Fireflies were more fun!” |
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“It may be small but its paid for.” Anonymous “Wait up! I want to talk with you guys about intelligent design!” |
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“Let's 'flip' for it. Heads or tails?” Erik Petterson “I'M the early bird!" "No, I AM!” |
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“No! Wait for the euro, boys.” Alane Cameron Miles “These humans are stupid if they think we're going to fall for the fallacy of consumerism!” |
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“ATTENTION MULTI-MEGA-NATIONAL-CORPORATION! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM! (Just leggo of my feet, now, willya?)” Susan Lippman YES! to the rescue! |
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“We needed that ethanol yesterday!” Colin Hill Monsanto’s latest effort at genetically motivated corn. “Places, everyone … Action!” |
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“In all sincerity, if we are trying to knit Wallstreet together, there's no need for a head!” Audrey Fusco “This will definitely validate the Intelligent Design theory.” “Men go limp at the touch of my hands.” |
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“Usually she puts me in the dryer, but we’re trying to save energy.” Linda Pescatore “It beats being taken to the cleaners.” “I really thought 'hanging out to dry' was just an idiom.” |
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“Intimidation only breeds resent and resistance. I’m still marking it a bogey.” Reginald I. Durant “I think you’re looking for the Gulf war.” “I said ‘Fore!’ not ‘Fire!’” |
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“Don’t worry, he’s out of gas.” Elaine Norris How come the elephant cookies get all the dough? “You know, Hillary, we can’t ignore the elephant in the room anymore.” |
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“One flew east, one flew west, one flew over the Cuckoo's nest.” This way I can keep my eyes on you little people. “As a lobbyist for the balloon industry, I think we have a solution for monitoring the border!” |
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Paul Cezanne said “There will come a day when a single carrot, freshly observed, will spark a revolution.” I'm still observing. —Dan Brook Ah yes... brought it down with Roundup... You should have seen the one that got away. |
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Boxed in, in suburbia. Self Storage I figure in ten years, it will be double what I paid for it! |
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I'll see you when we get there. The committee reached a compromise solution. This time, Jack and Jill could not go up the hill. |
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No, YOU open the hood. Supposedly it gets 35 miles per talon. Well, I wouldn't recommend rotating the tires. |
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One caret or two? May I see your carbon neutral certificate please? Would you like some nutrition with that? |
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They said it was just temporary— I'm adding a guest room as soon as I can afford it. In Ken's household, a commitment to zero-waste has meant extra office space. |
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That wasn't what I meant by Harold wondered if he, too, could move up in the office. I don't think that's quite what the ergonomic handbook was going for. |
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So many ways to sink or swim. I think we're going to need a bigger bowl! Did you see which way the cat went? |
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Now I just have to find the right current. Sure it keeps your feet warm, but you can only surf the inshore break. Dude, I like way need that solar kit! |
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It's a liberal myth, Mildred. Hula knew this party would heat up so fast?! I hate to burst your bubble, Hilda, but the humans may actually get their act together and stop global warming. |
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Add me to your healthplan, then we'll honeymoon. It was my mother's ring. If it's for me, tell them I am no longer available. |
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Well, yes, we were going to do a heart transplant. but we just couldn't find yours... Somehow being wrapped in the flag doesn't help my spirits. You can choose whether you'd like to go to Poland or Zanzibar for your follow-up healthcare. Our veteran hospitals have been relocated to these free trade zones. |
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FDA customer service, may I help you? Yes, I understand your concern about modified plants or animals, which may have genetic changes that are unexpected and harmful. However, I've been eating genetically engineered food for years and it hasn't affected me! Whitehouse switchboard: "Tricks are NOT just for kids! We provide them for ALL Americans! 'It seems my emails are multiplying every day! |
