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DinoCar Cartoon

The best of the reader submitted captions for the September 2007 YES! cartoon.
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YES! Cartoon: DinoCar

In our September 2007 newsletter, we asked our readers to supply a caption for the YES! cartoon above. Here are the best of the submissions.


It's a one-owner car—and she's still somewhere inside.
Paul Ventura


Supposedly it gets 35 miles per talon.
Linda Pescatore


No, YOU open the hood.
Elizabeth L'Abate


You know, George, the closer to Peak Oil we get, the more these things really start to look like dinosaurs.
Ron Walley


Well, I wouldn't recommend rotating the tires.
Paul Ventura


How about a deeper discount on this dinosaur?
Ruth


...and this model here makes its own fossil fuels
Ian Wilson


We call it the Priustoric. It runs on gas and Michael Crichton novels.
Paul Ventura


Now that's what I call a Hybrid!
Alonzo Coe


You're right, cold weather starts are tough, but she really moves in the heat.
Michael Byrne


Would you like to purchase our newest transportation model, the CARnivore?
submitted by Joey McManus in 7th grade history class


For one thing, the warranty's good until the next Ice Age.
Paul Ventura


It literally runs on biofuel. Don't try to sleep in it though...
Donald Poling


Yes, sir, this little baby is a dying breed - they just don't make 'em like this anymore.
Eric D. Olick


My children told me the internal combustion car was a dinosaur, but I didn't believe them!
Doris Brevoort


And the exhaust emission can be used in your garden.
fgrobin@comcast.net


I'm worried that it might become extinct.
Robert Simpson


It's half sustainable, half renewable
Marjorie & Al Stewart


It goes from crawl to slither in 6.3 seconds.
Mark Koger


Don't worry. The Marketing Department can work wonders.
Greg Smith


I thought of the design while traffic was at a crawl.
Heidi Wright


Hey, its a dinosaur, but it runs!
Lisa Schultz


That is really putting a tiger in your tank!
Edith Blafield


Best conversion kit I've seen yet!
Missy


But who's going to clean up the mess it makes?
Crystel Casey


What's it got under the hood?
Chuck Manske


Hey, Henry. What is it? It looks like a compactus-dinocarus.
Greg Brooks-English


It's cheaper to run than a hummer and it's all wheel drive!
Townsend Twainhart


No doubt about it Fred, when those boys in Detroit promised us a new "monster-of-a-hybrid"... they weren't kidding!
Steve Boyd & Dona MacDonald


Buy it or I'll tell it to eat you
Warren Crawley


This gives going green a whole new meaning.
Cheryl Honey

 

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