|In preparation for our Fall 2006 issue on Health Care, we asked our readers to supply a caption for the YES! cartoon above. Our editors looked at dozens of responses and chose these as the best. Let us know if you agree or disagree. Write to firstname.lastname@example.org
Well, yes, we were going to do a heart transplant. but we just couldn't find yours..
Somehow being wrapped in the flag doesn't help my spirits.
You can choose whether you'd like to go to Poland or Zanzibar for your follow-up healthcare. Our veteran hospitals have been relocated to these free trade zones
Are you sure you checked my wrist band for my name? You aren't bringing me in for a hysterectomy are you?
Your insurance won't cover sheets, but we have plenty of these!
W Brodie Lockard & Dorothy Lockard
Mr. Johnson, One last question, "Which movie would you like uploaded into your Cerebral Cortex during your procedure?"
"Thank you for serving our political regime. This "Oh Beautiful For Spacious Skies" red, white, and blue flag can also be transferred from our operating room to cover your casket... without additional charge."
Freedom's on the march to the Operating Room.
Another victim of the Patriotism Bug.
I guess if I don't make it, give the flag to my wife.
Don't worry, they stop when your card reaches its limit.
It wasn't necessary for Betsy Ross to sew my catheter on either!
No, it is not a terminal illness, Mr. America -- unless you don't stop stealing from your family and starting fights with your neighbors!
Sorry Mr. Roberts. To meet your company health care efficiency requirements your surgeon is outsourced and may just not be in time.
Don't worry George, you are safe under your security blanket.
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