Fast Food Cartoon

The best of the reader submitted captions for the August 2007 YES! cartoon.

In our August 2007 newsletter, we asked our readers to supply a caption for the YES! cartoon above. Here are the best of the submissions so far.

Would you like some nutrition with that?

And could you down-size that, please!
Patricia Frank

Here's your double fiber whopper. Is it for you or your gas tank?
Greg Brooks-English

May I see your carbon neutral certificate please?
Ron Rogers

Well, "organic" doesn't mean what it used to, but all our products are inspected in the field by free-range cottontails.
James L. Moore

...but if I set it on the roof, won't it block your solar panel?
James L. Moore

We're saving cows, one carrot at a time.
Deni Mosser

Could you hold the bun? It's for me - I run on biofuel
Eric D. Olick

One caret or two?
Ann Brownrigg

Sorry sir; it's the rules--if you want a burger, you've gotta show up in a Hummer...
Beth Cohen & George Dillmann

Where's the beef?
Townsend Twainhart

Sorry sir, thanks for waiting. We've got a new kid in back—first day on the peeler.
Teresa Clark

Would you like an enema with that?
Todd Chas

Our fresh, crispy beta-carotene on a whole wheat sunflower seed bun comes with a thick layer of exhaust that is just to die for. Enjoy!
Angela McCallum

Please pedal right up to the checkout window, sir ....
James L. Moore

Would you like to super size that?
Brandon Golden

That's a McCarrot with no cheese. Have a nice day.
Mike Lisagor


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